Your Small Business Definitely Needs A Website Sally.

Let’s be real—if your business doesn’t have a website, it’s basically invisible. Like Bigfoot. Or my motivation before coffee.

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Here’s why you NEED a website, like, yesterday:

🔥 Google Is King

When people need something, they don’t go to Facebook. They go to Google. (Unless they’re looking for drama—then, yeah, Facebook.) Google runs 90% of all online searches. If you’re not on there, you’re missing out. Big time.

💡 Less Hassle, More Hustle

Imagine getting paid through your website instead of playing “Which Cash App Works Today?” Or having people fill out a form instead of calling you at the worst possible time (like when your kid just went poop in his big boy undies).

📈 Look Legit, Get Paid More

Your friends might trust you, but strangers? Not so much. A clean, pro-looking website makes people take you seriously—and pay you like the pro you are.

💰 What’s This Gonna Cost Me?

DIY? About $300/year (if you’ve got the time and patience of a saint). Let an expert handle it? Usually $2K+.

🚨 “I Had a Website Once, and It Did Nothing”

Yeah… because a website alone won’t magically flood your inbox. It needs to RANK. Otherwise, it’s like opening a restaurant in the middle of the woods with no signs. Great food, but no one knows you exist. I can help with that too.